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So the other day I was walking down the street, just minding my own business. I had kind of a hangover, and wasn’t quite sure where I was going. I just wanted to get out of the house, if you catch my drift. I passed by this really strange bar, and inside was this guy surrounded by beautiful women, so naturally I went inside to take a peek.

I noticed that he was surrounded by gorgeous women, and he was putting on some sort of magic show. When I walked in, he was doing simple card tricks, and asking people to choose cards, and making them appear in random places. Normal stuff that you learn the first couple days in magic school.

After that he seemed to tap into the dark forces of evil. He used some kind of black magic to reach into their minds, and pull out information. Then he would go outside, and stop a random person on the street, and put them into some kind of hypnotic trance. Then under the hypnotic trance, they would tell everybody the secrets that this magician had psychically extracted from the first guy. Most people were shocked beyond expression.

After that, he started doing basic illusion tricks. Rabbits out of hats, birds out of shoe boxes, normal stuff that you’d find ads for in the back of popular science. He did make this girl’s bra disappear, which was pretty cool. I don’t think she was too happy, though.

I could only take so much of this before I had to go back outside. It was by far the strangest magical experience I’ve ever come across in my short life. But just as I was about to walk down the street, I heard a voice behind me.

You must learn magic tricks! You must study the ways of the dark arts in order to perform the reality bending entertainment that is your destiny! I was too scared to turn around, because I was afraid of what would happen if I did.

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